This shouldn't be funny

But it is. WebMD has a Symptom Checker program that helps you diagnose your ailment. Go, check it out! I did, and I found out that the mysterious lump or bulge in my lower abdomen may be any of the following things: abscess, benign lipoma, or umbilical hernia.

Actually, the only symptom I could find that indicated 'pregnancy' is that of 'missed or late period', and even then, it was well down on the list behind several more scary things.

And so, my response is that I'm howling laughing! :)